A few thoughts:

2006 Grand Prix GXP with a 5.3L small-block V8 sounds damn sweet to me!

The Powerman 5000 CD Transform kicks bloody ass. (That's Entertainment!)

Backs are crap.

If a horde of aliens invaded the earth, and the world was drawn into a war that raged for decades, and I became perhaps a regional leader in the conflict, I think my alien nemesis would look like a tape gun - one of the ones we use at work.