So, if I was to say Metroid, Zelda, and Mario were my favorite games in the world...does that mean Nintendo is going to come knocking on my door, represented by four guys in black suits carrying blackjacks that are ready to beat the hell out of me?

Or is my blog not risque enough? Maybe I should start posting porn, and then they'd come after me. Then after I make fun of them, and most of the internet community starts to laugh at their idiocy, they'll offer me a free Gamecube with a game of my choice. Now that's public relations for you baby!

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