There are times where I lament that my webspace hasn't gathered the sort of following enjoyed by some sites. But at the same time, at the least, I enjoy the fact that I've managed to, thus far, avoid being buried under hatemail for the most obvious of comedic remarks.

The United States is flying missions over Iran. At least, according to the Iranian Air Force, Iranian press, and at least one Washington informant. The idea of the US bringing war to Iran next has quite a few folks around the world wringing their hands while sweat beads upon their brow.

The official position of the United States upon the matter, though, is somewhere along the lines of: "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!"